What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
	Spoiled Milk. 
	
	What Do You Get When You Cross A Snowman With A Vampire?
	Frostbite. 
	
	What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
	Sanka. 
	
	Where Do You Find A Dog With No Legs?
	Right Where You Left Him. 
	
	What's The Difference Between A Bad Golfer And A Bad Sky diver?
	A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang! A Bad Sky diver Goes Dang! Whack. 
	
	How Are A Texas Tornado And A Tennessee Divorce The Same?
	Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer. 
	
	What Goes Clop, Clop, Bang, Bang, Clop, Clop, Clop?
	An Amish Drive-By Shooting 
	
	What do you call a person who puts poison in
	a someone's corn flakes?
	A cereal killer
	
	Why wouldn't the handkerchief stop dancing?
	Because it still had a little boogie in it.