 Ghazal 1 Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found! Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down Tumhaare liye pyaar ki application, create main karoonga Tum usse debug karna, wait main karoonga Tumhaara intezaar karte karte, main so gaya Yeh dekho mera connection, time out ho gaya Ghazal - 2 Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file Ghazal - 3 Imagine Guru Dutt after working for few months in Software Industry would make a movie "software kephool" & include this song: yeh document, yeh meetings, yeh features ki duniya, yeh insaan ke dushman, cursors ki duniya yeh deadlines ke bhooke, management ki duniya; yeh Product agar ban bhi jaaye to kya hai? Yahaan ek khilona hai programmer ki hasti ye basti hai murda bug-fixers ki basti yahaan par to raises hai, inflation se sasti yeh Review agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai? har ek keyboard ghayal, har ek login pyaasi excel mein uljhan, winword mein udaasi yeh office hai ya aalame microsoft ki yeh Release agar ho bhi jaaye to kya hai? jalaa do ise, phoonk daalo yeh monitor mere saamne se hataa daalo yeh modem tumhaara hai tumhi sambhaalo yeh computer yeh Product agar chal bhi jaaye to kya hai? Apni Aisi Wife Hou Apni aaisee wife ho,. 5'6" jiski height ho, Jeans tight tight ho, Chehra jiska bright ho, Umar 22 se 27 ho, Aise apni Wife ho. Sadak per sab kaheN kya cute ho, Bhir me sab kaheN side ho, side ho, Pindi, Islamabad ya Peshawar ki paidaish ho, Sas ki khidmat jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho. Padosi jab baat karay to haath me knife ho, Dinner ke waqt candle light ho, Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho, Milnay ke baad dil delight ho, Aise apni Wife ho. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* LARKI KA JAWAB ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* 6'2" jiski height ho Jeans dheeli magar body tight ho Biwi ka her nakhra uthaye, itna mizaaj uska light ho Husband apna aisa bright ho Uff tak na kare itna quiet ho Dinner banaye wo jab bhi romantic night ho Shopping ker ke jab bhi aoon, bolay begum tum kitni nice ho Husband apna aisa bright ho Mujhay rani bana ker rakhay, to phir zindagi delight ho Saas sussar ke samne kahay, jaan tum hamesha right ho Hamesha jo haar maan jaye, jab bhi kabhi fight ho Husband apna aisa bright ho Jaha chahoon jaoon, jo chahy karoon, kuch is tarah ki life ho Her doosray week ghoomne phirne ki flight ho Aisa ho jaye to mein urron aasman mein, jaisay ke kite ho Husband apna aisa bright ho More Shers Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay? Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay Teray husn ki kia taareef karoo?tera bander jaisa mu Teri zulfo ki kia tareef karoo?teray ek ek baal pe joon Mohabbat mujhay un jawano se hai Jo khatay peetay gharano se hain Aj bagh may kali hai, kal gulaab ho ga Mujh se shadi karlo,tum ko sawab ho ga Itnay dino se jalanay nahi aya Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay nahi aya Kehta tha saath jiyen gay saath marain gay Ab rooth gai hoon to ullu ka patha mananay bhi nahi aya. Ghar se roz jata hai wo, Maa ko bohot rulata hai wo Kambakht baap, Sab ko hi satata hai wo Hathi nay kaha ja kar hathni ki kabar per Sadqay jaoo tumhari patli kamar per Tum bhi becahara,hum bhi becahara Fittay mu tumhara,fittay mu hamara Hum nay usay dekha angle badal kar Us nay hamay mara sandle badal kar Dil kay armaa aanso'oo may bah gaye Un kay bachay hamay mamu kah gaye Hum nay tumhay dil diya dildar samajh kar Tum kha gaye is ko naswaar samajh kar Dabbay may dabba dabbay may khargosh Nana nay aankh mari nani behosh Khuda karay sab haseenaao ke baap mar jaeen Maut ka bahana ho aur hum in kay ghar jaeen Ishq kay samander main ghota lagaya Pani both thanda tha main bahar nikal aya Un ki gali say guzray,ajab ittefaq tha Unho nay phool phanka,gamla bhi saath tha Log kehtay hain kayamat kay din marr jaeen gay Hum bhi bohot chalaak hai,mangi thallay war jaeen gay Wo ankh bari pyaari thi jo hum nay usay mari thi Wo sandle bari bhari thi jo us nay hamay mari thi Mera dil para hai loose Is ko matt karo tum use Warna parain gay tum ko shoes "Sahib Zaday kiya karte hain" Larki Waloon ne poocha "Jab dekho farigh phirte hain ya tambako pite hain" Larkay ki amman yeh bolin....kam kare us ki joti "do bhai bhatta lete hain--abba khair se daku hain" nakam muhabbat ka har eik dukh sehna.. .har haal main anjam se darte rehna Qudrat ka barra anjam hai jaidi........ mehbooba ki olad ka "mamoon" kehna! Rab na dikhaye Tooba Tooba! nanga pinda nanga sina bara kameena Dish Antena Ishq main fanni kharabi...........Munqata hi ho geya saab silsila Is tarha toota hai un se wasta....jis tarha T.V main toote rabta Rat ka waqt hai or masjid hai qareeb uthiye jaldi se ke peghame amal laya hoon ghar main hain filhal jitne bhi purane jote aap bhi jake badal lain main badal aya hoon or bhi chizain lut chuki hain dil ke sath yeh batayen doston ne ishq farmane ke baad is liye kamre ki eik eik chiz check karta hoon main " eik tere ane se pehle eik tere jane ke baad" bhains rakhne ka takalluf hamse ho sakta nahin ham ne sokhe doodh ka dabba jo hai rakha hua ghar main rakhain ghair mehrm ko mulazim kis liye kam karne ke liye abba jo hai rakha hua Utha kar phool ki patti, nazaakat se masal daali Ishaarey se kaha Hum dil "Aisa" haal kartey hain dil karta hai keh uss kay nazook hontoon koo chuum loonnnnn magar uss kee behteee hooyee naak nay meraa iradaa hee badal diyaaa chandni chand se hogi to sitaroon ka kiya ho ga mohabbat eik se hogi to hazaroon ga kiya ho ga koi batlaye.......jab yeh larkiyan...... baghawat nahin kar saktin...........to mohobbat q karti hain ....:) |
