IT JOKES

"The man , The Machine, The Software - MRP II"

Boy - "I am a PB boy"
Girl - "I am a PB gal"
"Badte bacho ke liye complete software - Powerbuilder"

"Eat bugs, Sleep bugs.....Do only debugs"

Internet Programmer - "I got the ASP power , now u go get it!!!"

"Microsoft office - Nothing official about it !!!"

"Software ki raksha karta hein Norton Anti virus
Norton anti virus hai jaha, System safe hein vaha..."

Project Manager - I want the code today....
Programmer - 2 minutes
"Programmer ka kam kare asaan, Duniya bhar me hai iski shaan...
VB....VB.....VB"

" The complete software ....since 1802"-COBOL

Project Manager - "ActiveX is the secret of my program"
Programmers - " Our programs"

Husband - 'Thak gaya hoon mein"
Wife give's him instant cofee and says " To create instant miracle....Use Oracle"


NOT SO LONG AGO...

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano!

Memory was something that you lost with age

A CD was a bank account

Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file.

And if you unzipped anything in public, You'd be in jail for awhile!

Log on was adding wood to a fire

Hard drive was a long trip on the road

A mouse pad was where a mouse lived

And a backup happened to your commode!

Cut - you did with a pocket knife

Paste you did with glue

A web was a spider's home

And a virus was the flu!

I guess I'll stick to my pad and paper

And the memory in my head

I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash but when it happens they wish they were dead!