Computer Acronyms


ADA: A Dumb Arrangement A Dumb Acronym

BASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic Coders
Badly Assembled, Severely Illogical Code Beginner's Algorithms for Seemingly Infinite Confusion

C: Crud

COBOL: Completly Outdated, Badly Overused Language
Completly Overused, Badly Outdated Language
Cowards Only Buy Outdated Languages build bother (with) Believe (in)
Codes Only Bullshit Obsessed Labryinths
Crap Operated By Obsessed lunatics Crap Often Bothers Our Lethargy Crap Ostracized By Our Loathing
Compiles Only Because Of Luck
Cumbersome, Overdone, Badly Organized Language Coded Only By Obsessed Lunatics

FORTRAN: F**ker Only Runs Through Right At Never-neverland

LISP: Lots of Insanely Stupid Parentheses
Lots of Irritating Superfluous Parentheses

PASCAL: Programming A**holes Say: Compile! All Lunatics Programmers Against Structured Code And Language